meatbicyclevevo:

-touches elbow-
-8th grader voice- “haha I touched ur weenus”

(via kobayashimarooned)

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thorsmightythighs:

ideal boyfriend

  • tall w/ dark hair
  • advanced psychology degree
  • addicted to sunflower seeds
  • throws pencils at the ceiling
  • obsessed with conspiracies
  • nicknamed spooky
  • is fox mulder

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positivebabe:

you know shit’s getting real if we’re naked and I have to stop to tie up my hair

(Source: secnarfrelram, via krissycupcake)

posted 4 days ago · 26,930 notes © secnarfrelram
#yeah #true #sex


dykescully:

*looks at couple suspiciously* so uh… whos the scully and whos the mulder….

(Source: sohmie, via lauraroslins)

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bear:

star lorde

bear:

star lorde

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klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

(Source: awwww-cute, via gwenmstacys)

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